Story About Buying My Classmate Once A Week

Chapter 242.2: Platypus\' Monologue

Translated by KaiesV

Edited by KaiesV

I’m not much having fun these days.

I know why.

A newcomer who came to this room at Christmas, round and able to get into the master’s bedding.

It’s not fun because of that penguin.

The master has not been very fond of me, the platypus tissue cover, since that came along. No, they were never that endearing to begin with, but I feel like she doesn’t care about me as much as she used to.

For the most part, penguins have names like Pen-chan, but I don’t.

Since I play the important role of supplying the tissue that grows on my back, it would seem that I could be called Kamo-chan, but the master does not. If she doesn’t want me to be Kamo-chan, I can become Nohashi, but I don’t think she will call me that.

I think it’s unfair that penguin had even called Shiori, rather than having a name. Even I should be able to at least take the place of the person who calls Master Sendai-san, but she won’t.

I feel a difference in affection.

But I don’t want to be the number.

Master has her number one, Miyagi Shiori.

Miyagi Shiori, the person who chose me, the person who inspired me to come to this house, and the person who calls the Master Sendai-san. She is a very important human being of Master, she is a strange person who comes to this room and holds my hand and beats Master with me.

Master likes that kind of person.

I have no problem with the fact that Master’s number one is Shiori Miyagi, and I don’t mind her holding my hand, but I don’t think the act of hitting Master by me is acceptable. I don’t want to hit Master.

However, Master doesn’t care whether Miyagi Shiori beats her, kicks her, bites her, or in short, doesn’t care what she does to her, but rather often looks pleased with what she does to her.

However, it’s difficult to accept the Penguin.

I too want to be kissed and hugged a lot by Master like that little girl. But the Penguin can’t be the number one because Master kisses Miyagi Shiori more times than she kisses the Penguin.

The number one is Miyagi Shiori, and the Penguin is forever number two.

.

…It’s strange. And frustrating.

The number two is me.

The penguin should be number three because she is new.

If she become number three, I can be friends with the Penguin.

I am not sure why, since the penguins’ floppy feet are not unlike mine. And the penguin have beaks, too. I might even tell her a little story someday.

But absolutely.

It’s only after I’m the Master’s number two.